1. Sweat Patch: Getting hot and sweaty after exercising has many bonuses. Help her stretch, especially a straight leg raise where you get her to lie down, and stretch out her hamstrings. She will fantasize about all the things you’re going to do to her.
2. Public Indecency: When out in public in a crowded area, slip one hand very discretely onto her inner thigh and slowly make your way up her leg. Remember that foreplay starts far before the act.
3. Mirror Balling: People are voyeurs but often don’t like to say or look like they are into porn. Often a mirror above the bed is going to freak her out. A good way of adding something special is to buy a big mirror ball. Place it above the head so she can watch you worshipping her body when she is lying on her back, but not too blatant that it looks like you do it all the time. Works very well!
4. Kissing: Remember this? Good and old fashion, but next time try this. Instead of just sliding your tongues around inside each others mouths, try flicking the tips of your tongues together. She will feel like your tongue is somewhere else, and this will drive her wild.
5. Arm charm: The undersides of women’s arms are very sensitive. Tickle, bite, kiss and lick them. Then follow the lick with a cool blow. This will feel amazing for her. A very good foreplay tip!
6. Whispering: It doesn’t really matter what you whisper (Obviously some nice things are good), but just the action of blowing gently into her ears when you are whispering will entice her to do other things. Its a sure fire hit, and will make sure you score next time you’re almost there.
7. Use the net: With so many online dating sites and online friendship groups like facebook and twitter, make sure you are sending her nice messages all day. This is your prelude to things to come. Don’t make it too obscene in case her boss walks in whilst she is reading them! Might make the next christmas party a bit awkward!
8. Nip Slip: “Accidentally” run your forearm onto her nipple. Its just like when girls accidentally run their hand over your member. Just make sure you try to make it a bit cheeky, so after you accidentally do it, give her a cheeky smile and you’re good to go. Women and this foreplay tip are just the best.
9. Knocker licker: leave her underwear on for as long as possible. Eat her through it, grab it with your teeth and just go crazy. The longer you leave those panties on, the better.
10. Ice is nice:  Ice makes her skin tingle and the sex wetter. Be sure to lick up all the water after you’ve finished.

So there you have it. Hope you enjoyed this list. Foreplay tips are a plenty on the internet, but this one has been tried and tested by myself and our writers, and I can tell you that they work!

Ollie S

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A tip on online dating sites: DON’T OUTLAY ANY MONEY until you’ve had the chance to review what that site has to offer. I will NOT put any dating sites below that will cost you money – I truly believe that the best things in life are free. These dating sites are the 3 I found best out of about 50…They are all free to join, and I personally each of them (Along with many bad ones – just ask me on the forum and I can tell you which ones were bad. So onwards – which is 2010’s best dating site?

DATING SITE 1 – This dating site has been in inception for quite some time. It boasts a regularly updated database of users – which will be useful for reaching out to active singles. The upside is that its really easy to sign up (I always suggest that people start a new email address specifically for dating sites so you can manage your logins easily and so your boss doesn’t accidentally stumble across it at work!). I tested this site for 2 months, and got 8 inquiries to my profile. I didn’t pay a cent, and never had to do a thing! I never followed through on those enquiries as the whole thing was for research, but that was quite good, considering I’m not the best looking guy out there! The girls seemed really genuine compared with other sites like rsvp.com where I have heard many stories about people meeting up with middle aged women rather than the smokers on their profile pic! Not a good look! Dating site 1 also has some interesting features, including ways to boost your profile visability.

DATING SITE 2 – Online dating has definitely come a long way, and this is evident by the layout of this dating site. I have never seen such a professional looking online dating site – it increases the appeal of both guys and girl in going to the site. Once again, I tested this for just over 6 weeks, and it was terrific. I actually did follow through on 2 messages that I received, because the profile pictures were very appealing. And lo and behold! They looked exactly the same as their profile pictures! I am still in very close contact with one of them…I used one of my favourite techniques in getting a prospective online date to say yes to a personal meeting – Actually, its not my trick, I got it from Harry Laurent! I went out and bought the cheapest phone I could find. It was $39, with a prepaid sim card within. I packaged it in a box and sent it to her, all fully charged and ready to go (If you are doing this, make sure you take it out of the box and test it etc!!!). I had the phone sent via courier so I would know exactly when it arrived at her doorstep, then I called it 5 minutes after she opened the package and asked her out on a date! She said yes straight away…I definitely recommend checking out dating site 2 as I have had many successes with them as well. This link will take you to their sign up page if you so feel inclined. This site may well be the best 2010 dating site!

DATING SITE 3 – Here is a slightly larger one that has actually proven the test of time. Unlike some of the larger ones, there are great tools to help you narrow down girls in your area and finding single girls who will actually talk to you! There is absolutely no point in having a site full of single girls where none of them are actually out there looking at your profile. There is a neat feature which puts your profile on a rotation which doesn’t cost any money. I used this site for 3 months, because I wanted to create some kind of statistics so you can see that this one actually does have good visibility. Visibility is the key to success, just like getting out there and asking out lots of girls – eventually one will say yes! In this case, there is no fear of failure, as you don’t have to lift a finger! Populating your profile is easy on this one, and I would recommend this to newer online dating users. Most of my friends who use online dating found this the best site to start off with, and then I showed them the ones above, and they are hooked. Dating site 3 has been around the longest of these 3 and definitely has the number of users to prove it.

Over the course of 3 months, my profile which was 100% completed, had the following numbers

Views – 3437

Private messages to me – 211

Profiles resulting in face to face meetings – 35

I thought that was pretty good. What surprised me was that there wasn’t a slow start or uptake as many other sites, but I received my first message about 2 hours after I put my half finished profile on there! I wasn’t working very fast, so I think if you know what you’re doing, you could probably have your online dating profile sorted out in about 45 minutes in total…Click here to visit dating site 3

So there you have it. Let me know how you go. I am always trying to review online dating sites, so I can populate this list. If I find another one, I will add it here, but these will definitely be the front runners for me and my friends in 2010. I love picking up online!

Keep smiling!

Ollie S

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Top Romantic Songs

The best love songs for singles and couples

Do you remember what song was playing when you had your first slow dance? What was on the car radio during that painful breakup? What song always makes you think of the one who got away? Of course you do. Music generates strong connections.

Associating music with romantic moments and memories is a universal tendency. Have you ever noticed how many songs are about love and attraction? Love is one of the most powerful emotions, and it’s no surprise that it has inspired almost every songwriter since the birth of popular music.

When we here at TopDatingTips began compiling a list of the top 50 most romantic songs across all genres, we knew hundreds of great classics and lesser known gems undoubtedly would be left off the list. There are just too many to include! Regardless, this list – in no particular order – is a great starting place. If you haven’t heard any of these, get ready to start downloading. You’ll most likely discover at least one old favorite or a few new classics among the list that you’ll want to have at the ready for the next special romantic moment.

Happy listening!

“Wonderful Tonight” by Eric Clapton

An ode to your loved one and sung with heartfelt honesty by the guitar god himself, the beauty of this song is in its romantic simplicity: it’s a song about being proud to be with someone, a song of compliments and a song of love. You can’t do better than this for classic, romantic sentiment.

“God Only Knows” by The Beach Boys

The Beach Boys tended toward sun-drenched harmonies about surfing and cute girls, but “God Only Knows” from the band’s groundbreaking “Pet Sounds” album marked a huge shift. Grown up, heartfelt, and even spiritual, this song still chokes up listeners with its beauty.

“At Last” by Etta James
Hasn’t everyone at this point been to at least one wedding in which “At Last” was the bride and groom’s chosen song? I don’t point this out as disparagement. Rather, it’s the perfect example of how universally adored this song is. Any man can appreciate hearing that his girl considers him the prince and all others who came before him the frogs.

“Crazy in Love” by Beyonce
Love songs don’t always have to be sappy ballads. Just try to resist getting on the dance floor when Beyonce tells her man how crazy in love she is with him. Booty-shaking is as worthy a way as any to show your love.

“How Do I Live” by Trisha Yearwood
There was a time when every Hollywood movie needed a big, bombastic chart-topping song to accompany the climactic scene where the planet is saved, the boy gets the girl, or some other triumph is celebrated. Luckily for Trisha Yearwood, “How Do I Live Without You” is a great song that remains authentically romantic despite its inclusion in the “ConAir” soundtrack.

“When a Man Loves a Woman” by Percy Sledge
If you’ve never heard this song, stop everything and download it now. Play it, slow dance with your girl, and she’ll be in love. This works better than any potion or alcoholic beverage you can buy.

“Lovesong” by The Cure
“Lovesong” is proof that even the Goth kids at your school cared about love and romance. This sweet song’s chorus of “I will always love you” made it a staple on any mix tape. Lead singer Robert Smith might actually be as romantic as the song’s lyrics imply. He married his high school sweetheart in 1988 and they have been together ever since.

“Can’t Take My Eyes Off You” by Frankie Valli
The infomercials for Time-Life music compilations from the 50s and 60s always include this gem. “Can’t Take My Eyes off You” evokes nostalgic memories of date nights at malt shops and sock hops, but still resonates beyond its original context. This is one of the most romantic classics of all time.

“Sexual Healing” by Marvin Gaye
Original, sexy and very suave – there’s no mystery to where the evening is headed once this song is played. It’s likely that many babies have surely been born thanks in equal parts to cocktails and this sensual tune.

“I’d Die for You” by Bon Jovi
This heartfelt tune from Bon Jovi doesn’t dance around the topic of devotion with metaphors or figurative language; it goes straight to the heart of the matter. If someone sings this song to you, you’ll either be in love forever or need a restraining order quickly.

“You Light up My Life” by Debby Boone
This song definitely won’t be everyone’s cup of tea, but we all tend to be saccharine sweet when we’re in love. Be warned, though: this song’s like an insulin shot.

“Wicked Game” by Chris Isaac
Chris Isaac’s cooing voice is half country yodeler-half torch singer in this sweeping song of the wicked, wicked things a woman can do to a man powerless to love. The steamy video made a lot more sense when you discovered that Helena Christensen and Isaac were actually dating at the time the song’s release. Gorgeous.

“Love Me Tender” by Elvis Presley
There’s little to say about Elvis that hasn’t been said before, but his velvety voice was never better used than in this ballad. Few songs age as well as this one – it sounds just as romantic and heartfelt as the day it was recorded.

“I Need Love” by LL Cool J
In the early years of rap, romance simply wasn’t on the radar. Rappers just didn’t really take time out from dissin’ sucker MCs to tell a girl they cared. LL Cool J took a break from touting his own lyrical skills to pen what many consider the first “rap ballad.” Nothing makes a girl’s heart swell like a tough guy showing his tender side.

“Fade Into You” by Mazzy Star
You may not recognize the title or the band’s name, but you’ve probably been struck by the haunting vocals. Singer Hope Sandoval’s voice is whispery and paper-thin – almost as if it’s about to give out before it soars again. It’s shiver-inducing and simply brilliant.

“No Ordinary Love” by Sade
Sade’s seductive voice immediately turns the mind to romance. The soft undertones of the melody, the lilting notes of the song and the beauty of its lyrics have made it a staple among music collections since its release.

“Me and Mrs. Jones” by Billy Paul
With its velvety notes and deep luscious tones, “Me and Mrs. Jones” is made for smooching. If you find yourself with “a thing goin’ on” as the song says, this song will definitely be the soundtrack to your fling.

“Thank You” by Dido
Dido reminds us that no matter how crummy your day might be or what obstacle might cross your path, it’s always a little easier to swallow when you’re in love. It’s a great sentiment we can all relate to – that favorable byproduct of endorphins produced by romance. But beware, gentleman: playing the Eminem song “Stan” which samples Dido’s “Thank You” is not at all romantic, for obvious reasons.

“I Will Always Love You” by Dolly Parton
First things first: We didn’t choose the Whitney Houston version. It’s fine in its own right, but we prefer Dolly’s little country voice on this song to Whitney’s booming power ballad. But both versions became popular because of the song’s lyrics. Who doesn’t want a former squeeze to love them forever?

“Amazed” by Lonestar
This lilting country tune can charm even the most urbane of city folk. Play it for your girl or boy and it just might become “your” song.

“True” by Spandau Ballet
Most people can’t hear “True” without thinking first of “Sixteen Candles,” one of the classic, teenage romance flicks of the 1980s. For all its 80s smarm and saxophone solos, “True” is still a great love song.

“Destiny” by Zero 7
Most techno and dance pop doesn’t quite express emotion, let alone love. “Destiny” is a swirling, romantic song – and even the electronic chirps and whirrs don’t diminish that.

“I Want to Know What Love Is” by Foreigner
No one, and I mean no one, can resist the chorus to this song. C’mon. Admit that you sing along to this 80s classic when nobody’s around. How can you resist the swelling gospel choir’s background vocals and singer Lou Gramm’s shouts of “I want you to show me!” This song’s been known to make grown men weep like a baby.

“Nothing Compares 2 You” by Sinead O’Connor
Originally done by Prince, Sinead’s Irish warble made this one a surprise hit in the early 90s. If you weren’t moved by the song, the video – with the tight shot of O’Connor’s crying face — surely plucked at your emotions.

“My Heart Will Go On” by Celine Dion
Regardless of what you think of “Titanic” as a film, its theme song is a classic tale of romance. Though it may have become a bit overexposed, you can’t deny the rousing crescendo-building in piece, or the passion in Celine Dion’s delivery. Besides, what other song would you want playing while you stand, arms outstretched, at the front of an ocean liner?

“You Are the Sunshine of My Life” by Stevie Wonder
Some may find it corny (although undoubtedly less corny than “I Just Called to Say I Love You”), but Stevie can sing anything and make it beautiful. Besides, when you’re wearing the rose-colored glasses of love, your sweetheart probably does seem like the sunshine of your life. “I Was Made to Love Her” may be a better choice for the soul purists out there.

“Fix You” by Coldplay
Organs and acoustic guitar make this track atmospheric and ethereal. Normally a policy of “fixing” a partner isn’t one I’d endorse, but Chris Martin means it in the nicest way possible. See “Protection” by Massive Attack if you like this one.

“I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing” by Aerosmith
Indeed I don’t, and I would bet that neither do you, which is why this song is such a romantic masterpiece. Steven Tyler sings full throttle, but the sentiment is still tender and real. The opening few words say it all: “I could stay awake just to hear you breathing …”

“Lotta Love” by Neil Young
The Canadian hippie with the weirdest, and at the same time, coolest voice takes a break from harassing the “Southern Man” with this tender ballad. Check out Nicolette Larson’s version, which is a tad more 70s disco-funk (yes, there’s a disco cover of a Neil Young song!)

“The Look of Love” by Dusty Springfield
“The Look of Love” evokes images of mod, swinging London, but Dusty’s voice oozes sensuality and soul that reminded many of the sounds of 60s Detroit. This one is the perfect soundtrack for your next stay-at-home dinner for two.

“In Your Eyes” by Peter Gabriel
Peter Gabriel certainly owes Cameron Crowe a thank you for including this song in Crowe’s movie “Say Anything.” The scene in which underdog Lloyd Dobler hoists a boom box overhead blaring “In Your Eyes” has become an iconic moment in romantic cinema and turned the Gabriel song into a classic.

“My Funny Valentine” by Chet Baker
Love songs can tend toward soft jazz drivel, but Chet Baker’s haunting jazz standard “My Funny Valentine” reminds most people of a time when jazz meant “artsy” rather than MOR (middle of the road) or “adult contemporary.”

“Love Song” by Tesla
Even if you have a grudge against hair metal, this song will have you waving your lighter in the air in no time. Tesla may have sported the long hair and the acid-wash jeans, but they also had a way with melodies that put them beyond their contemporaries. This is definitely the power ballad you won’t be too embarrassed to admit you actually find romantic.

“Hey There Delilah” by Plain White T’s
A sweet and sincere song about long-distance love. Apparently the real Delilah never gave the writer the time of day, but knowing that tidbit of unrequited love just makes the song that much more romantic.

“Your Song” by Elton John
Writing a song for someone surely ranks among the most romantic acts on earth. When the song is actually good, the romantic quotient skyrockets. As much as you appreciated your 7th grade boyfriend’s 2-chord jam in your honor, Elton does it better.

“Bleeding Love” by Leona Lewis
Honestly, the lyrics are pretty hard to decipher for this one. Is she singing about a love no one understands? Is this person someone who keeps hurting her yet she’s in love? It’s rather icky in places, with talk closing veins and bleeding love all over the place. Regardless, it’s a beautiful melody with beautiful vocals. Just beware of dedicating this to any potential sweethearts who may get the wrong idea.

“Unchained Melody” by Righteous Brothers
This song is almost obligatory in any list of love songs across the years. It’s a toss up whether this or “You’ve Lost That Loving Feeling” is the better song, but if we’re talking romance, we’ll go with the uplifting harmonies of “Unchained.”

“You Were Always On My Mind” by Willie Nelson
You may not think “romance” when you think of Willie, but the man’s all heart. Underneath that scraggly beard and the bandana is a sensitive man indeed. If you’re looking for a more upbeat song, check out Willie’s “Maria (Shut Up and Kiss Me),” a song that will make you want to grab a beer and dance.

“Every Little Thing She Does is Magic” by the Police
Really? Everything? You don’t mind that your love never remembers to put the cap on the toothpaste? Or that when you walk under the umbrella it’s you that keeps on getting wet? Or that she snores really loudly? Now that’s romance!

“Hero” by Enrique Iglesias
Most men are probably wickedly jealous of Enrique’s good looks and his relationships with gorgeous women (tennis player Anna Kournikova, most famously). But having watched his father Julio make women swoon over the years, Enrique probably learned that having the guys hate you is greatly outweighed by the benefits of female attention.

“Alison” by Elvis Costello
Although the song is another one of those “songs to an ex,” the true romance comes from one of the greatest lyrics ever to appear in a love song: “Oh Allison/My aim is true.”

“Un-Break My Heart” by Toni Braxton
Music charts in the 80s and 90s were absolutely littered with romantic ballads, but many of them were the soulless kind that sounded manufactured on an assembly line. Toni Braxton’s voice prevents this one from becoming one of the Top 40 radio casualties and makes us believe in the power of love to mend a broken heart.

“Wonderwall” by Oasis
The lyrics are nonsense, and if you read any music press you’ll know the lead singer’s a lout, but despite all those things “Wonderwall” is a swoon-inducing love song. The strings and guitar combined with said lout’s soaring vocals make for an earnest, romantic song.

“Breathe” by Faith Hill
Faith Hill and husband Tim McGraw have sung a few romantic duets, but her solo hit made a huge impression on those who can appreciate a good love song. “Breathe” was a huge crossover hit and proved mainstream record buyers would accept a love song sung by a country singer.

“Protection” by Massive Attack, featuring Tracy Thorn
Not everyone may find a woman singing about protecting her man romantic, but you can’t argue with the sentiment in Tracy Thorn’s voice. Also check out “Missing” by Everything but the Girl, which is Tracy’s usual gig.

“Fallin’” by Alicia Keys
Soulful piano ballad that sounds both like a past era and of its time. Anyone who’s been involved in a rocky love affair can appreciate the sentiment in this song, particularly when you keep finding yourself falling back in love despite yourself.

“Let’s Do It (Let’s Fall In Love)” by Cole Porter
There are very few love songs most of us know from the 1920s, but Cole Porter’s song has stood the test of time with its witty lyricism and imagery. The most quoted lines are usually: “Birds do it/Bees do it/Even educated fleas do it/Let’s fall in love.” This is the song that will add a spring to your step when you first fall in love.

“Melt With You” by Modern English
Skinny, pale English new-wavers don’t make for your typical romance experts, but they always seem like big authorities on love when they open their mouths to sing, don’t they? Or at least this particular song has resonated with lovers since its release. The fact that it was used in a Burger King ad for a few years diminished its impact somewhat, but thankfully we can all now hear this song and not immediately think of flame-broiled Whoppers.

“You’re Still The One” by Shania Twain
So many songs are written about infatuation, initial attraction or that spark that exists in the early stages of a relationship – what about the rest of the relationship? That’s probably why so many record buyers were touched by “You’re Still the One.” There’s probably nothing more romantic than knowing that, despite your flaws, idiosyncrasies and other foibles, your sweetheart would still pick you all over again.

“Take My Breath Away” by Berlin
Berlin’s “Take My Breath Away” was made for slow-motion camera work, wind machines and billowing curtains. It fit perfectly with the love scenes between Kelly McGillis and Tom Cruise in “Top Gun,” and consequently became the soundtrack to thousands of 80s crushes.

Can you think of anymore? Tell us about them on the forum at www.datingdragons.com/forums

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A First Date

A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town. Things were getting hot and heavy when the girl stopped the boy.
“I really should ave mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex,” she said.
The boy just looked at her for a couple of seconds, but then reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.
After the cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window. “Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asked the girl.
“Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25.”

The Blind Date

Brad had a blind date with Ashley for the prom and, as the evening progressed, he found himself attracted to her more and more. After some really passionate embracing, he said, “Tell me, do you object to making love?”
“That’s something I have never done before,” Ashley replied.
“Never made love? You mean you are a virgin?” Brad was amazed.
“No, silly!” she giggled. “I’ve never objected!”

The Generation Gap

It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl’s father answers and invites him in.
“Carrie’s not ready yet, so why don’t you have a seat?,” he says.
“That’s cool” says Bobby.
Carrie’s father asks Bobby what they’re planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie.
Carrie’s father responds “why don’t you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it.”
Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to Bobby-so he asks Carrie’s Dad to repeat it.
“Yeah,” says Carries father, “Carrie really likes to screw; she’ll screw all night if we let her!”
Well, this just made Bobby’s eyes light up, and his plans for the evening was beginning to look pretty good. A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she’s ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door. About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father:
” DANGIT DADDY….! IT’S CALLED THE TWIST!”

Grandmother’s Dating Advice

There was a young virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it.

Her grandmother says, “Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to like that, but don’t let him do that.”

She continued, “He is going to try to feel your breast; you are going to like that, but don’t let him do that. He is going to try to put his hand between your legs; you are going to like that, but don’t let him do that.
Then the grandmother said, “But, most importantly, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don’t let him do that. It will disgrace the family.”

With that bit of advice in mind, the granddaughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it. The next day she told her grandmother that her date went just as the old lady said.

“Grandmother, I didn’t let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I showed him who was boss! I disgraced his family! Three times!”

Three Tickets

The boyfriend said, “We’re going to have a GREAT time Saturday. I’ve gotten three tickets for the big game.”
“Why do we need three ?” asked the girl.
“They’re for your Father, Mother, and kid sister.” he replied with a sheepish grin.

Top Ten Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter- and Living.

Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter’s body, I will remove them.

Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don’t take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four: I’m sure you’ve been told that in today’s world, sex without utilizing a “barrier method” of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is “early.”

Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don’t you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka — zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless God of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car — there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.

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“You know “that look” women get when they want sex? Me neither.” * Steve Martin

“Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.” * Woody Allen

“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.” * Rodney Dangerfield

“There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL.” * Lynn Lavner

“Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.” * Matt Barry

“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.” *Camille Paglia

“Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.” * George Burns

“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.” * Sharon Stone

“My girlfriend always laughs during sex ~ no matter what she’s reading.” * Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)

“I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with “Guess” on it, so I said” Thyroid problem?” * Arnold Schwarzenegger

“Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.” * Tiger Woods

“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.” * Jack Nicholson

“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.” * Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn’t think Barbara had a sense of humour)!

“Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.” * Robin Williams

“Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.” * Roseanne

“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.” * Billy Crystal

“According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.” * Robert De Niro

“There’s a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what’s the problem?” * Dustin Hoffman

“There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men think, ‘I know what I’m doing. Just show me somebody naked.’” * Jerry Seinfeld

“Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.” * Rod Stewart

“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.” * Robin Williams

Do you have any more cool quotes from the rich and famous? Let me know on the forum at www.datingdragons.com/forums

Enjoy!

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Foreplay is an essential ingredient of a satisfying sexual relationship.

Women in particular like lots of foreplay to help them achieve orgasm and of course men love it to.

Here are ten tips to help you get more from foreplay and drive your partner wild with passion.

1. Don’t Forget To Kiss

90% of women in a recent poll said they liked to kiss more, so make sure that you kiss your partner and do it with passion.

The basics of kissing your partner are explained fully in our other articles, but the trick is:

To relax, use variety follow your partner, use your body and do it with passion.

Kissing is one of the best ways to show love and desire and is deeply personal, so make sure you do it correctly.

2. Target The Neck

If you want to target one erogenous zone to make your partner moan with ecstasy, it’s the neck.

It’s guaranteed to make any women melt and feel hot and sexy.

Make sure you lick, kiss and nibble it.

3. Target ALL The Erogenous Zones

We all know the obvious erogenous zones, but make sure you target them all.

Great erogenous zones include:

The back, and pay particular attention to the buttocks.

Most women have reservations about their bottom so show her how much you love it. Stroke it, kiss it and tell her how beautiful it is.

Other great erogenous zones include:

The ears – An incredible amount of nerve endings are situated here.

The feet – Reflexology targets the feet due to the connection they have to the rest of the body.
Make sure you take time to massage and kiss them, it’s a great way to relax your and turn your partner on.

The backs of the knees – Not really thought of as an erogenous zone, but an incredible amount of nerve endings are situated here.

The Inner thighs – Are highly sensitive and a great tease as your partner will wonder where your hands and lips will wander to next.

4. Oral Sex

There is not enough room here to cover all the ways to turn your women on with oral sex (see our other articles) but one thing is a must:

Communication – Many women complain that their partners do not do oral sex correctly.

So communication is a must, ask her exactly how she likes it and follow here lead.

Many women become very self conscious and think their partners are simply doing it to please them.

Show them you are enjoying it and they will relax and enjoy the experience even more.

5. Use Massage

Many women need to be relaxed to enjoy sex and get ready for full intercourse so add some sensuous oils into foreplay and pay attention to the back shoulders and the feet.

6. Set The Mood

Relax before hand and show you have made an effort.

Take her to dinner or make sure you have champagne on ice show your partner you care love and desire them.

For women sex is not purely a physical act, it’s a mental experience so show your partner how much you care.

7. Tease

Foreplay should be fun and not finish too soon.

Practice bringing your partners desire up and then moving away from the area targeted, tease her until she can take no more.

This will heighten the expectation and make full sex much more fulfilling when it comes.

8. Communicate

You need to explore your partner’s inner desires and try and please them. Many couples are reluctant to talk about sex but your both adults and you need to do so.

Don’t rely on trial and error, make sure you talk frankly and openly.

9. Try Something New

Don’t go through the same routine every time!

Sex will get boring add some different aspects and experiment.

This may mean introducing toys, food or whatever else you can think of.

Nothing kills a relationship more than predictability and boredom.

10. After Sex

Don’t just walk out – take time to tell your partner how much you enjoyed the experience.

Kiss cuddle and tell her how wonderful it was – Make your partner feel wanted.

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1- Talk and tease

During foreplay, the power of suggestion (especially with some dirty talk) can be as great as the sex itself for many women. If you can describe how you want to touch her, where, and with which of your body parts, she’ll visualize it easily and eagerly. And if you know how to have sex with her brain (it is a major sexual organ), you can bet that she’ll be begging you to have sex with the rest of her in due time.

If you need to touch her while you dirty talk her during foreplay, avoid touching her breasts and vagina. Instead, focus your mouth and hands on her neck, wrists, inner thighs, lower back, and ears.

2- Get started in public

Foreplay doesn’t need to be restricted to the bedroom or inside four walls. If you and your girlfriend don’t start crying at the thought of public displays of affection (PDA), try doing some fun things out in the open. And by fun things, I mean such things as rubbing her breasts or respectfully patting her ass in a restaurant, kissing her passionately while having drinks at a bar or dirty dancing at a nightclub. Make an effort to turn her on wherever you are.

If you show her that she turns you on via PDA, when you finally do find yourselves in a private situation, the good times will lead to some carnal indulgences.

3- Strip down

Strip shows aren’t just for men anymore; women have gotten wise to the idea of having men perform a peel dance for them. While I don’t suggest you dance for her as you take off your socks or install a pole in your bedroom, I do recommend that you remove your clothes slowly (especially if you’re fit). Remove your socks before you do anything; they’re awkward and nothing turns a woman off faster than seeing a naked man with his socks on. Now that you’re set to go, start by removing your shirt (unbutton it slowly while maintaining eye contact), then your pants, and finally your underwear.

At this point, undress her just as slowly. Sit her down and remove her clothing in the same order you removed yours.

4- Use your fingers and give her oral pleasure

Once again, I have to say that every woman is different and, therefore, every woman likes to be touched differently. However, the same techniques that you hopefully used in high school are still effective in the majority of women. Bring your hand to her vaginal area and, with the tips of your fingers, rub her outer lips (labia majora) by spreading them apart and bringing them back together; that should start the lubrication process.

When she spreads her legs a bit, that’s a clear indication that she wants you to touch her a little deeper. At this point, you can start lightly rubbing her inner lips (labia minora), and then move up to her clitoris, which you should rub in a circular motion. Some women like their clitoris to be touched gently, while others prefer a more vigorous contact; read your girlfriend’s body language for a sign of what you should do.

After a few minutes, bring your mouth to the area and, while you continue to use your fingers to play around inside her, suckle her clitoris to give her some great oral pleasure.

5- Watch some sex and kiss her

Porn can be a great way to get you and your girl in the mood, provided that your girlfriend is the type who enjoys adult entertainment. Put on something that both of you can enjoy (preferably other couples having sex and something tailored to women), and lay naked with each other while you watch it. Remember that an “accidental” caress here and there is perfectly acceptable, even preferable.

Every now and then, stop watching the movie and kiss her or play with her body. Make sure to pay more attention to her than you do to the movie. As well, if you see something kinky that you’d like to try, make a comment about it and gauge her response, which will give you an indication of whether or not she’s game. The idea here is to get her imagination going.

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India : Home of the Kama Sutra

1. The small of a woman’s back really is very sensitive. It’s even mentioned in the Kama Sutra. Take the time to gently kiss this area.

2. The lower lip is supposed to be connected to the clittoris. Gentlemen – get sucking!

3. A man’s Perinuem (the spot between the Testes and Anus) is referred to as the ‘Sacred Spot’. Use gentle and rythmic pressure on this spot to increase his arousal.

4. Hands on a woman – are an important erogenous zone in their own right! Start by kissing her hand, the fingers and her palm, and then slowly suck on one of her fingers. We think the pinky works best!

5. The triangular patch of skin on the underside of the penis head is incredibly sensitive to touch. Rubbing this area with the hand, or tongue will create great sensations.

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6. Don’f forget to kiss her neck, as well as the back of the neck. Start with the back of the neck, and then turn and face your woman, and kiss the sides of the neck. The sides of the neck are more sensitve so it’s best to work your way slowly there.

7. The inner thighs – for both sexes, are very sensitive. A great place to rub gently, kiss slowly or nibble.

8. Some of us are blessed with incrediblly sensitive ears – so make the most of this! Don’t chew or knaw – just start by gently sucking on them, followed by a gentle nibble.

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9. A litte ice on a nipple – never hurt anyone! Give him or her (especially her) a variation on the suck and slobber. Gently rub some ice over the nipple for a few minutes, and then apply your hot warm mouth over the cold errect nipple. Lovely.

10. The slippery slide effect. Get hot warm oil over naked partner and gently rub self over the body. This works best if the slide is slooowww…and luxurious

11. Keep some clothes on! This may seem a bit strange, but leaving a few clothes on (until the very very…very end) can make the sensations more relaxing and sensual and the excitment just powerfull!

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12. Feeling Hot, Hot, Hot. Take a few sips of some warm liquid.., and then place mouth over his or her nether regions, to give an amazingly warm sensation.

13. Don’t forget the boys! Many women over look the Scrotum – as it seems to be overshadowed by a whopping errection. Apply firm yet gentle finger tip pressure (in circles) now and again, and especially just before take off.

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14. Women love having their breasts massaged – and it never ceases to amaze me how often men forget about this. Before rushing to suck and slobber, stop and pay homage to the lovely beauties, by gently massaging for atleast 10 minutes.

16. Male chests have feelings too! A gentle layering of kisses and nibbles will always be appreciated

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17. Men – if you’re worried about lasting the night – a bit of garlic, chilli and ginseng should do the trick.

18. Smell heightens the senses! And that means more pleasure and arousal. After bathing, apply small drops of perfume/cologne to the following areas: behind the ears, sides of the belly, tailbone, and behind the knees. Don’t ask me why – but it’s supposed to work.

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19. Men – relieve yourself before hand, if you’re worried about premature take off. You will be less stressed, more aroused, and will last much longer.

20. When going down on a woman – don’t forget the neighbours! Do not lunge straight for the clittoris, it looks very amateurish. Gently lick and nibble the lips, the pubic mound, and inner thighs. Wait atleast 15 minutes before approaching her clit.

21. The skin underneath a woman’s breast is very sensitive to a loving kiss and nibble.

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22. Kissing a woman’s back – from the neck down – is send to stir up wild passions!

23. Men should drink a glass of warm milk before a long night. This is said to increase stamina.

24. Women allow your hair to flow over his body and manhood as you kiss and work your way down. This creates a tingling sensual experience.

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25. Suck the tip of the tongue. This is a very sensitive area. Best done in between gentle warm up kissing.

26. Ask her to ride your fingers. This has the effect of loosening a woman’s body, and is a great turn on!

27. Kiss his or her eyelids – of course very gently! This is very soothing, and relaxing.

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28. Nibble and suck on her toes – to heighten clittoral sensations

29. Place hands around penis and move slowly up and down the shaft, and finish off with a gentle massage of the head.

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30. Massage him or her …with or without oil..  This relaxes the body, heightens sensitivity and arousal, and is of course very pleasureable : )

Courtesy of  erotic-massage-guide.com

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Here are some kissing tips. Of course, being confident with your kissing, like being confident with anything, is important in maintaining that persona of always being in control, which is as you know, very important to a girls first gut feeling of you. Here are the advanced kissing tips to propel you to Don Juan status from your first kiss…

1. Foreplay your kiss – just like sex, you can increase the appeal of your kiss if you build up towards it. Just before your lips touch, you should hold off just a second. She will wonder what is going on, and this will increase her anxiety levels slightly. Don’t worry – this is a good thing. When your lips finally touch, she will want it so much, you don’t even have to read the rest of this article to impress! Make sure you give her a little smile before you go in for the kiss, and give her a little smile after your kiss. This breaks the tension and increases your chances of getting future kisses.

2. Close your eyes - recent studies from the latest womens magazines (Yes I read them sometimes!) state that women believe that guys who kiss with their eyes open are untrustworthy. Furthermore, all girls are self conscious, and if you are watching them as you kiss, they will feel like you are checking them out rather than enjoying the kiss.

3. Strategic positioning of your hands. If this is your first date, or early on in your relationship, then placing your hands on a womans breasts or buttocks will not go down well. The best place to put your hands is on the small of a girls back, holding her closely to you as you smooch. When things are heating up, place your hand on the side of her face, gently cupping her cheek.

4. Advanced tongue movements – don’t just stick your tongue down her throat like you are trying to taste her last meal. You need to move your tongue slowly and gently. Touching your tongue tip to tip to hers is the first step, and then using her cues to increase the pressure as things heat up. If she is a gentle kissers, then you will never win points by going in too strongly. The most important tip you can take away from here is to use her body language and cues to direct how you continue to kiss.

5. Kiss her neck – there are multiple erogenous zones in the body, but if your kiss is successful and you get the chance to, gently kissing her neck will run very powerful sensations down her spine to places you will like to entice later on. Some articles I have read even suggest the underarms, but I can assure you that this is complete craziness, and will NOT work.

If you follow these tried and tested secrets, you will be well on your way to becoming the talk of your girl’s sunday brunch sessions. This is important as you’ve made a good first impression, and your reputation levels will increase with that pool of women. And remember, women’s talk moves like a stream. It moves quickly and if its clean and clear, all the towns get clean and clear water. If you muddy the water upstream, everyone tastes the mud…So stay clean. Please enjoy these advanced kissing tips. If you find these kissing tips useful, then share it using the links below.

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Happy Hunting

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The Latte -

Widespread and rampant, the Latte has long become a staple when ordering coffee. It has slightly larger froth (or head)  when compared with a flat white, but both are often interchangeable except for the cup. Lattes are produced to you typically in a glass cup with a napkin wrapped around it to stop you burning youself. My team of experts have assured me that you should order a latte after you have gotten to know a girl first. Girls watching you will think that you are a but of a wuss, unless you are actually from Italy. Some will think you are hopelessly butchering the word “Latte” unless you are actually from Italy.

The Flat White -

Similar in taste and consistency to The Latte, however may not have as much froth on the top. The Flat White is served in a cup, and appearances are more of a standard coffee. You definitely wil

l NOT give the illusion that you are a pretty boy if you order this one, and it was recommended that if you like your coffee with milk, then this is the one to order to stay in the safe zone. Having said that, if your girl is

 adventurous, ordering a flat white makes you look slightly boring.

The Cappuccino - 

A flat coffee with no body to it, it makes up for this with a very froth top, coated with chocolate powder. As appealing as this sounds, girls find this drink Yummy for themselves, and will not portray you in a strong light. In fact, by ordering a cappuccino, the overall signal given to women is “I do not like coffee, and thus have to coat it with girly chocolate to drink it”. More so, you have to drink it with a spoon at first, and that is not a masculine affair. Stick with other coffees, unless you can’t, in which case, you will need to boost your profile in other ways.

The Macciato -

Meaning “Marked” or “Stained”, this drink is a short coffee. It is basically an espresso with a stain of milk in it. If you like your coffees hard and fast, then this may be for you. Most people ha

ve a touch of sugar with this coffee. From my panel of experts, the imag you will give if you order one of these is a good one. Girls will think that you are cultured for even knowing how to pronounce Macciato (Muck – Ee – R – Toe) – but make sure you get it right. There is nothing worse than mucking up the name of the coffee that you supposedly order all the time. If you are unsure, find an italian friend and have them say it over and over again.

The Espresso -

One shot of dark, liquid gold – straight up. You order this, if you have no time to mess around. People on the go will order this, and often, this is not a hugely wonderful choice if you are on a date. After 20 seconds, your coffee is finished and you have to either get up to order another one or if you are in an establishment which correctly serves a glass of water with your espresso, you will need to sit there and sip water. Girls will think you are weird for ordering this coffee if you are there to spend time with them, unless you just got off a night shift. If you are drnking alone, this is a terrific option, as observing women at your local espresso bar will see you as someone who takes control and doesn’t muck around – a good build up for the future.

The Long Black -

A Double shot of espresso – often made incorrectly (Cheap coffee houses will only use 1 shot of coffee) – water is carefully poured into the cup to maintain the creme at the top of the coffee. This is vital. If you receive your long black without creme, it looks like a cup of instant coffee which is not “cultured”. Girls find this intriguiging. Never order a side of milk like some people do as it makes you look fussy – why not just order a flat white? Most people who order a long black appear a little hardcore, and this may be a good thing. Men who order this appear strong.

The Mocha -

2 words – stay away. Although a yummy drink when you were 6 and on school camp, this coffee is really not a coffee but rather a milo with coffee flavour. Women find this coffee intruiging only because they are wondering whether you also have tomato sauce with your agentinian steak. Forget about it.

The Vanilla Chai Latte with Mint -

OK, so you’ve read down to the bottom of the list…waiting to find the coffee that you drink. If you are drinking any form of Vanilla, Chai or Mint when it comes to your coffee, then you need to go back to the start of this list and start reading my comments again. My sources confirmed to me that by ordering these types of coffees, you will be best friends with girls – but only because they are hoping that you will go handbag shopping with them later. The only time that you should be ordering one of these if when you are ordering it for your competition. Just deliver the coffee to another guy and say, “Oh, sorry, the girl said that this is what you always get…” – competition removed. Of course, unless you are going for the female attraction to Gay Men angle, which I don’t suggest.

So no matter what coffee you order, you must know how to be confident and portray a great frst impression.

Discuss your coffee usage on the forum.

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2. Formicophilia is the fetish of having small tiny insects crawl on your genitals.

3. The Black Widow Spider can devour as many as 20 “mates” in a single day

4. A quarter of penises are slightly bent when erect

5. Over a lifetime, a regular man will ejaculate roughly 20.5L of semen, containing half a trillion sperm.

6. The worlds first vibrator is thought to be owned by Cleopatra – it was a penis shaped box filled with buzzing bees.

7. The most recorded orgasms in an hour, according to researchers at the Center for Marital and Sexual Studies in Long Beach, California, was 134 by one female and 16 for a male.

8. The earliest breast implants were done in the 1940’s by Japanese prostitutes who injected liquid silicone in the hope of enticing US GIs to have sex with them.

9. Studies have proven that it’s harder to tell a convincing lie to someone you find sexually attractive.

10. The most successful porno of all time is Deep Throat – it earned over $100 million.

There are many more. Check out the forum.

Enjoy

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So there you have it. My top 5 sexiest gadgets to place in your home when that special someone comes visiting! The cost? If you have to ask, you can’t afford it…

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